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| My cousin: | You still like those Johnny Depp movies? |
| Me: | Of course! |
| My cousin: | Haha, that dude is old. |
| Me: | Real talent never gets old... Alan Rickman is 66 and he's awesome! Tobin Bell is 69 and he's awesome, too. Lance Henriksen is 72 and he's aweso... |
| My cousin: | Oh, shut up. I meant Depp's look, not his talent... |
| Me: | What?! You're only 34 and you look older than him, lol. |
| My cousin: | ... FU. |